Jaydonland

Jaydonland, ''Pronunciation (JAY-Den-Land). ''Is a place where all your hopes and dreams go to die. This place is an amusement park in hell that can only be entered by a outhouse in Michigan state. (Just flush the toilet and you're in hell.) *SENTENCE SCRATCHED OUT BY THE ORDER OF JAYDON-KUN HIMSELF* Opened by Jaydon-Kun the Vampire (Now known as Jaydon-Kun the Half-Vampire) The deranged manic wanted to create a place for himself that would be 30 times worse than Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. So he created the following animatronics below. (Word of advice, do not look up Jaydonland on google images. Have safe search on, please I beg of you)

The Artificial Employees and Employers of Jaydonland
-Joey, a Australian made kangaroo animatronic made for taking care of kids in unsupervised playgrounds.

-Crazy, One sentence. NO ONE IS AS CRAZY AS CRAZY EXCEPT FOR CRAZY. (Ducklord's harem of 2,000 has one Yandre that can turn Crazy into mush of gore)

- Asuna, Created by Ducklord to accompany every visit he'll ever have to Jaydonland. (An artificial waifu)

-Haruhi Suzumiha, NOPE FUCKING CLASSIFIED NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-... Computer must be broken.

-Haruhi Suzumiya, I like this one... can I have a minute to myself with this... right its an animatronic. Crap. Built by Ducklord himself by scratch.

-Sally Mcsaggz, CLASSIFIED.

-Steve Bills, The unholy offspring of thunder and death itself.

-Cthulhu, Two words. Octopus God.

-Charlotte Dunois, will ''' FUCK YOU UP IF YOU BREAK ANY LAWS. '''(See Infinite Stratos for the character.) Built by the Ducklord Association of France© to kill anything by the order of Jaydon-kun or Ducklord themselves. © Ducklord Association Intergalactic 2018, All Rights Reserved. (Until then, that sentence is free use.)

-Laura Bodewig, will ''' ALSO FUCK YOU UP IF YOU BREAK ANY LAWS. ''' (Again, see Infinite Stratos for the character.) Built by JaydonCorp© to rival the Charlotte Dunois model of protection animatronics. © JaydonCorp Inter-dimensional 2014, All Rights Reserved. (Lel, your copyright is out of date so we can use this.)

* UPDATE* Laura Bodewig has been sabotaged by our enemy and reprogrammed.

Partnership with Planet Ducklord
ALL TALK OF PLANET DUCKLORD IS CLASSIFIED AND COPYRIGHT BY THE DUCKLORD ASSOCIATION OF JAPAN. So screw you. '''WE ARE WATCHING YOU. '''