The Book of Sega Genesis

1:1: In the beginning, there was only Ducklord, Jeromiah Green, a couch, a VHS, and a TV playing The Mighty Ducks (1996). 1:2 Ducklord and Jeremiah saw this opportunity to do something with their lives. 1:3 First there was a sphere of dog piss. Then land. Then finally, land. 1:4: The land was given life. Life as in, Japanese killer wasps, Ant-eating Fungi, Poison Dart Frogs, and last but certainly not least. Ducks. 1:5 Ducklord's creation Ducks, was Ducklord's finest creation.

Who the hell wrote this fake bible
It's not fake, it's the true history of everything. And Ducklord-Sama wrote this. (Proof read and edited and a preface by 大阪市神父.) (Yes, the character yawning in that GIF is a catholic priest. acording to me. )  I kept Mikuru Asahina just for Jeromiah.

Kurisu was all for me. ヽ(*ﾟдﾟ)ノ KAIBAA. <-- ain't that the name of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh? I don't give two shets anymore.

How 'bout Kigiri? Wait, fanbook? Only God knows what's in the book, and he's dead. Me and Jeromiah killed him. Well our awnser is that it's probably a Doujinshi from the Phantom Zone. I keep prisoner 200 manga artists, they probably wrote that on their free time. Still though, Neko Kirigiri.