Planet Ducklord

Planet Ducklord, is a planet in the Alpha Centauri B system that was claimed by Ducklord in the year 1604. The ownership of the planet is now Japanese jurisdiction, but the planet is still in leadership of Ducklord because he doesn't want anyone, not even the earth Japanese to know about the planet. (The year the Samurai in the Edo Period were formed) You can't see it on you're telescope because there is a Klingon cloaking system we installed to the planet to make the existence of the planet unknown. The reason why the planet is so secretive is because the bureaucrats at NASA will figure out that we have another habitable planet. But I wouldn't exactly call this planet... habitable.

What purpose does Planet Ducklord hold?
Planet Ducklord is a vacation spot for masochists to hurt themselves so much, it turns them on like sex in a love hotel. We also have a much bigger and newer prison/theme park called Duckland or the well known Japanese name, 鴨土地 (Kamo-Tochi). Duckland is a theme park/prison where in order to live or get out of prison, you need to perform dangerous acts and games. You automatically an employee, and you are assigned a job.

Whah... why is there Japanese everywhere I go on this site?!?!?
I have stated in the Dick-Shaped Tardis article, and i'll state it again. ''We are Otakus. ''

Why does Planet Ducklord have to have Japanese shit everywhere?!?!?
The Japanese in the 1600's were one of the most advanced civilizations in the world. (Japan is obviously the most advanced now.) The prodigies of the country were test subjects for the 21st century like technology. Ever since then, 2,000,000 Japanese people inhabit the the fairly large residential province. The rest of the planet has been engulfed by a super-volcano that had gobbled up almost half the planet 400,000 years ago. No one died, no animals died, just a shit ton of plants n'trees. The planet used to look like this, right before Japanese modernization started taking over... C'est Beau!