Dick-Shaped Tardis

The Dick-Shaped Tardis is a vessel created by Ducklord to protect Jeromiah Green and Himself from the end of the world. The ship also has the same capabilities as a real Tardis. The Dick-Shaped Tardis is the size of 5 earths on the outside. In this picture, the vessel is the size of a regular Tardis. ''(The picture below is a picture from a Wordpress blog that wants to create a radical feminist sci-fi, CC creative commons). ''

Why the hell was this made like a dick?
The Dick-Shaped Tardis takes form of whatever it's warp drive is shaped like. In this instance, the shape is a motel dildo.

Why did the end of the world happen?
Because *DATA EXPUNGED*

Where did you get the motel-
A motel... 馬鹿.

Why Le Japanese Text.
なら. We are Otakus.